Over 102936

Aid Demotivational Poster

NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL - You can only die once

HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.

TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......


TAGS: admit you said it aww
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by kevinek30

Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:01 pm
I gave you 3ls, The Pic Is Nice, But the Text Is Just Shit, this is just another look what i found, a good find, but still not a proper motifake.
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:37 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:27 am
Lame 1L


TAGS: cockroach in a tube raid
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 12:55 am
Waid. kills Bugs dead
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 11:30 pm
Any commie worth his weight in beets should know what borscht is.
Verdeckt - August 27, 2011, 10:07 pm
You know what they say - You can beat an egg..
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
what's that?
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 9:21 pm


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


TAGS: butthurt aids
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:49 pm

DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!

TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


TAGS: mermaid memes
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by ughomer

karlin - May 3, 2013, 11:09 pm
Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:55 am
coolgurl11 - April 11, 2013, 9:11 pm
lol so true love it 5ls
ughomer - January 4, 2013, 4:27 pm
TSI ~ you're too kind!!
TheSanityInspector - January 4, 2013, 1:26 pm
EmilioDumphque - January 3, 2013, 11:00 pm
Technically, that's Ariel Oblique, not Italic.
MissPriss - January 3, 2013, 7:48 pm
Too good Ug! Can't wait to see what you create when you get to Franklin Gothic...hahaha!

AIDS AND FAIL - The original poster was made of it

MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.

TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by jalford

jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.



TAGS: blondes nuff said
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by culos

Fatt Matt - February 12, 2010, 1:38 pm
no headstand jokes? ok...
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:39 pm
That looks like something from the movie, "Brazil."
Derek - December 1, 2009, 2:31 pm
That's wify's Xmas prezzie sorted.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:24 pm
I thought Unicorns were mythical beasts? 5 My-Little Ponies
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 10:55 am
What's wrong with this? I mean, it will give you some control when she's polishing your pole.
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 10:44 am
god this is why I fucking hate them!

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.

TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


TAGS: they said it couldnt be done
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

RoadJam - September 11, 2010, 5:06 pm
Those Japanese think of everything ^_^
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:41 am
5 curry scented lions...
motinet - September 10, 2010, 8:06 am

Wow... look at the votes.. .going straight to the hall of fame
Curiosity - September 9, 2010, 8:20 pm
I don't believe it, it's gotta be shopped. 5 Lions
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 8:07 pm
5 cynical Lions
forseti - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm
knew the joke (still funny), but with this pic it's awesome! 5 teeth
Testimus - September 9, 2010, 6:23 pm
Hahaha, I love it!!
frixxxx - September 9, 2010, 6:09 pm
5L of course
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:00 pm
My wife was looking over my shoulder *with shoe in hand* as I read this and dared me to laugh. So I gave it a 5 with a straight face and a snicker under my breath.
Airman - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
a wise man
GySgt1811 - September 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
5 from me, Airman. (I had to wait 'till the wife wasn't around.)
Reality Lord - September 9, 2010, 5:14 pm

lolz dude!...huge


TAGS: stiff laid out too bad
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:21 pm
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said "No, No, No"...

GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.

TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by pieman

Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!

WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !

TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the butt.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm

THE RAIDERS - The only way they get a Super Bowl Ring is if McDonalds starts puting them in Happy Meals.

TAGS: raiders al davis sucks
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Mactavian

Bovee - January 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Sad but true. Oh look a Jack A** and a P.O.S. you decide which is which.

DEFLECTION - Pointing out someone else's stupidity does nothing to diminish yours.

TAGS: packers raiders nfl football stupid fail loser owned
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 3:23 pm
True. I guess their dad has to prepare for the untimely death of either, or both. One from Hypothermia, the other from a stabbing, shooting, strangling, beating, or other violent means of painful death at the hands of a convicted felon ERRRR Raider fan.
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:22 am
I agree, but that's one hell of a strong argument on his part... especially if you're grading on the bell-curve.

SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.

BE NOT AFRAID OF ANY MAN, - no matter what his size. When danger threatens call on me, and I will equalize.


TAGS: sooner or later the bill gets paid
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - May 23, 2010, 7:49 pm
And most of the time self-perpetuating. 5L
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:47 pm
Great one, sick! Showin' your motifake guns! 5L


TAGS: aids lemon
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by culos


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by rerun

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun

FRENCH MAID - Something a "Neat Freak" will never be able to enjoy.


TAGS: god freddy mercury aids
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Erecrottod

BuZZbomb - July 12, 2009, 12:02 am
Abbreviated G.O.D.? Gay Old Dude?
MO - July 11, 2009, 10:20 pm
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If he liked pusssy he'd still be with us!
dfdfffffffffffddddddfdfdf - June 2, 2009, 7:02 am
that looks more like an Elizabethan era Freddy


THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...

TAGS: amy winehouse rehab said no
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2011, 10:17 pm
It's truly a shame. I listened to her voice on U-Tube today. I had no idea her voice was so beautiful sounding.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Toes up...face down...One or the other
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 4:16 am
It is unfortunate that she died young, but if you look at her at the start of her career and look at her now, you'll see she threw her life away. No one forced her into drugs & drink.
AdmiralAckbar - July 25, 2011, 2:17 am
A tribute to the human condition.
Budog - July 24, 2011, 10:11 pm
Yeah, I am surprised they haven't found Lindsay Lohan toes up yet...
motinet - July 24, 2011, 9:05 pm

Kinda sad how you cant find a single person who didnt expect this to happen, and yet no one could stop it.


TAGS: afraid
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by culos


TAGS: feas fodder mermaid stupid sea
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by timmey

CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:42 am
You say that like it would be a bad thing (joke)
holymoly - March 14, 2012, 3:52 pm
I think I must have dated a few mermaids.
carebear - March 14, 2012, 2:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Iconoclast - March 14, 2012, 2:30 pm
Yeah, watch out. That looks like a MALE mermaid hand coming out of the water.


TAGS: one of my friends said this
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Aaron

motinet - June 5, 2011, 9:04 am

But moooooooooooooom....
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 9:36 am
I told that to my Mom once...ONCE.....you can barely see the scar now. 5 Momma knows what's good for you's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2009, 4:16 am
*You're.......bloody emos!
DrunkenDave101 - December 22, 2009, 4:14 am
Maybe because your adopted


STD IN A BOX - A great alternative gift for your partner


TAGS: damn stupid enough said mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:14 pm
This means you were not stupid...
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 4:14 am
I remember when nearly everyone was smarter than me. My, how times have changed!
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:22 pm
A person is smart and/or wise. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
mariand - December 8, 2011, 9:16 am
My opinion... smart and clever people are increasingly fewer... sounds pessimistic, I guess.
Bolverk37782 - December 8, 2011, 8:01 am
Not always, they can also become Politicians!!
Iconoclast - December 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
It is all part of the natural order of life. Those who are stupid get removed from the gene pool.

THE MEEK MAY INHERIT THE EARTH - But the bold will conquer the stars

TAGS: stars bold brave not afraid
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by crazyman

Verdeckt - September 18, 2011, 10:34 pm
Now I feel old, that was over 25 years ago!

GOOD CALL REF - Let's be honest, we didn't need instant replay to know that.

TAGS: raiders suck haha football
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:37 pm
See, mooooo? If I was mexican, I wouldn't have given this poster a 5!

VEGEMITE - Australian for Lube. Remember..... They're descended from Convicts.

TAGS: it s tangy ak said so
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 2:58 am
I guess if you had to dredge up the atrocity's I called posters...you could have done worse.
Bones9 - May 14, 2010, 12:28 am
Lol'd. Then got offended. F you all lol
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 9:17 pm
Yeast, essentially.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:13 pm
It looks like roofing tar. what is it made of?
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 9:10 pm
It's a crime on humanity. I swear, everyone should try marmite or vegemite at least once.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:09 pm
LOL, WTF is it?
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2010, 9:06 pm
Real men, Eh?
MustyK - October 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
Booooooring !!
MrRandom - August 30, 2009, 1:21 am
You just know he was shedding a tear as he said that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:16 am
I doubt I can even buy Vegemite here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:15 am
How aboot I try whiskey instead?.....Yeah, that sounds good.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:07 am
Try some lube-- I mean... Vegemite. It'll get the taste of vomit right off your tongue.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:03 am
i just threw up in my mouth a little......
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 12:59 am
Delicious lube.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 12:53 am
I don't know why you guys are eating it.....It's clearly labeled as lubricant.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:09 am
You say so. I just had a little on a cracker. Too salty for me.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 12:01 am
I love Vegemite. You gotta spread just the right amount, though, WTFO. You probably had too much at once?
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:00 am
Some of the nastiest stuff I ever tasted. The kangaroo jerky was much better.
greg3095 - August 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
you should try it is awesome
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 12:49 am
It worries me that there are serrated knife marks.....What exactly are you into AK?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 12:34 am
Analysis proves that those are Arrogant Knight's fingerprints on the rim.
Derek - August 22, 2009, 12:20 am
Geez pretty rough.
MO - August 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Boing! Boing! Boing! Hey that reminds me of another group from that time frame........
Airman - August 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
good call
Sean - August 21, 2009, 7:09 pm
Helpful hint: skip the bacon dreamcatcher.
Airman - August 21, 2009, 7:09 pm
getting some serious air
Airman - August 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
It isn't.. not at all
Sean - August 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
And yet I keep watching it. It's hypnotic.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
No offence Airman, but your avatar suggests that the new diet isn't working.
Airman - August 21, 2009, 7:06 pm
Men at work
Sean - August 21, 2009, 7:04 pm
I loved those guys. They were not just one hit wonders and the songs on their albums that weren't released as singles were still pretty good. Gotta go. Take it easy.
MO - August 21, 2009, 6:54 pm
Sounds familiar Sean! I can't quite place it.......oh hell!! It was actually one of the first albums I ever owned.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 6:52 pm
I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 6:52 pm
Buying bread from a man in brussels He was six foot four and full of muscles I said, do you speak-a my language? He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich And he said,
Sean - August 21, 2009, 6:51 pm
Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover.
MO - August 21, 2009, 6:41 pm
5 sammichez

WHY I DRINK - Things Didn't Exactly Turn Out As I Planned

TAGS: best laid plans
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

johnnycee - July 3, 2016, 10:26 am
I guess you don't do this anymore. I sure do miss multiply. I Cr 13:8a
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 4:28 am
You drink because everyone hates you Retro..1L

WAIT - Did the Raiders win?!

TAGS: hell freeze over raiders win
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:56 am
Oh, I can see me re-using that pic in the near future.

Daughter -

TAGS: admit daughter afraid for monster
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Ism

Doggit - May 8, 2013, 5:53 pm
He doesn't stand a chance.
Greeny - May 7, 2013, 6:17 pm


TAGS: imagine blows reality laid everywhere
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 4:47 pm
or a few b5cks, or a roofie, for that matter :)



TAGS: aprchallenge kool aid jonestown
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Mongo - April 29, 2010, 11:24 am


PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???

TAGS: culos photobomb bridesmaid blue dress
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:14 pm
You can after a few glasses of champagne.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:02 pm
I love this poster...I dont love an underage maid of honor. ;)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:08 am

well, great minds...
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:05 am
Spoken like a true Greybeard :-)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:03 am

At this age...if I were single I don't think the virgin experience is waht I would want. I like a woman who knows herself & what she likes/wants.
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:01 am
What he said....for some reason my ex didn't appreciate it when I told her, she thought her sister was a saint
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:56 am

I met one who did, but when I was done...she didn't.
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:53 am
Never knew one that had the right to wear white.....
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

well....the bride really shouldn't have wron white
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:44 am
Sounds like you were there. Care to elaborate?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:21 am

They purchased a roll of the dark blue, the one in light blue was last to be fitted, only had enough dark blue left to make her belt.
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:13 am
looks like the horse be scopen' da azz on that bridesmaid and thinkin'about a lap or two round her track

HALLOWEEN... AGAIN! - That means listening to Matt screaming "Oooooh Yeah!" over and over... Just gimme the Koolaid already...

AIDS - Won't make you Kool

INCOMPETENCE - "The erection of the new statue, I thought you said take a picture of the.... forget it..."

RAGHH! - Nazi zombie midgets, the worst type of zombie midgets.

TAGS: nazi maidget
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Max

SPIDERMAN - If word gets out, there goes his street credibility ...



TAGS: aggy said his ansestors used this methodology
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:12 am
The last time death was this beautiful was when Farrah Fawcett died. 5L.
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:45 pm
Well done Bone, 5Ls.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's more of a how-to pamphlet. 5 lions who ain't talkin'
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

love this, very thought provoking.

STATISTICS - They don't lie.

TAGS: mrs logicdude agrees with this and she said i do too
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Ed-Hyde - March 12, 2010, 6:49 am
5L's cause my wife told me to. Thanks for making it brutally clear.
frixxxx - March 11, 2010, 4:26 pm
A PSA for all Single Guys..... Heed and Beware!
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:39 pm
LOL @ the tags


TAGS: mermaid tale love fear tears
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 13, 2012, 6:40 pm
wow thx RL. yep I wrote it, inspired in part by one of your posters :) (and too many fantasy readings I guess xD). shit I knew there had to be at least one spelling/grammatical error in it
Reality Lord - January 13, 2012, 5:48 pm

hugely fav'd. i haven't searched but i assume you wrote this? the barguys...it just got raised. 5L from me despite the one itty bitty error. :)
gas - January 13, 2012, 8:13 am
thanks Greeny
Greeny - January 12, 2012, 10:36 pm
wow - nice

THE NEW 48 CORE PROCESSOR - if you had an erection... you must begin to seriously worry !

MAID MARIAN - Disney's foxiest lady!

TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess robin hood maid marian
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by jalford

Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:51 pm
DISNEY That magical dream factory ... causing me to dream more than once that I was secretly engaged to a feisty orange cocker spaniel.
jake - July 22, 2009, 5:31 pm
I gotta go with this one. Had a thing for foxy Maid Marion when I was a wee laddie (she could bust a move too...). DAMN YOU FURRIES! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!


Yet Another Leaked Celebrity Photo -


TAGS: mermaid lad william butler yeats
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

jig - March 11, 2012, 3:47 pm
Not sure if it's the shortest beautiful poem, or the most beautiful short poem I know.
gas - March 7, 2012, 7:28 am
far way better than my mermaid one. really nice LA



WHEN IN DOUBT - Blame the Kool-Aid man

TAGS: kool aid
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by gd1210

KOOL-AID - Costing millions of dollars in public damages every year.

TAGS: kool aid
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
A precious needle in the haystack. 5Ls.
jetgod - September 21, 2009, 7:54 pm
A solid 5L score. My daughter saw it and snorted her laughter.

HONEY? DID THE TREE FIT? - It sure did hon, looks nice

NOW I UNDERSTAND - Mother always said not to go swimming for at least a half an hour after eating

COLLATERAL DAMAGE - If the cause is just the price is never too high--even for Kool-Aid Man, apparently.

FANCY DRESS - You just know you'll be one of the kool kids dressed like this

TAGS: kool aid man
Rating: 1.84/5
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 8:01 pm
Timmy/pop/joe/shark...please leave the internet to people with an IQ above 10. Go back in the swamp and find a nice snake or gator to play with.
joe - January 18, 2009, 12:56 pm
I love the way this geek is to afraid to make a funny comment when it comes to a black dude. This narrator must be a pussy.
murderblade - December 17, 2008, 10:03 pm
it would be more believable if the kool-aid was purple.
Bulgy McPackage - July 29, 2008, 1:09 pm
You gotta love a costume that requires a beverage.


TAGS: swimming your complaining is invlaid
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Mirromere - December 12, 2010, 11:21 pm
Oh god so am I. Lol Funny!
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
That took me a second to get, but once I did...lol, evil, just evil. 5L
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 5:56 pm
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 12:29 pm
He reminds me of NEMO. I know I'm going to hell.



THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - should go to nukes

TAGS: i said it before
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Airman


TAGS: better left unsaid humor
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:59 am
is that a p5g ? :)


TAGS: kitchen aid prosthetics
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 4:40 pm
ROR matt, im sure glad i wont be alone in hell!
Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 4:20 pm
damn dude... hahahaha! Looks like he has a lacrosse game after this.
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 10:12 am
Why thank you grey. I always eff something up when i over think it or rush and in this case i did neither, so im just a bit retarded, thats all. Thanks guys
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:49 pm
I like that you didn't waver from your trademark ;) 5L
MrRandom - April 15, 2010, 8:16 pm
Soooooooooooooo terrible. 5l

MILITARY? - Only on Tuesdays Bro! Today is Sunday! Ice cream sunday!

TAGS: lt dan i got ice cream i said i got
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by MO

Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:17 am
Moo+ is a straight pimp!
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:16 am
Mooooo? Damn! I already owe TTH some serious back rent. Now I gotta pay you to?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 2:14 am
$29.99 *while supplies last.
MrRandom - October 20, 2009, 2:13 am
I believe Moooooooooooooo's still selling the video.
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:12 am
Meh...funny story...see there was this port call in Aruba, a midget and some clown shoes. There may be pics....
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:10 am
Really? So you're not head honcho yet?
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:05 am
Just understand that the views of MO don't always (usually never) coincide with the views of the USCG.......
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:04 am
Really? Damn! This is better than a brochure.
MO - October 20, 2009, 1:58 am
And one day work weeks.....
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
But only on Tuesdays!!

RAIDERS FANS - It looks like they've toned it done a bit in recent years


ARIEL - Okay Eric, you've got a point about the "fish smell."

SEXY LINKS - You'd tap that

TAGS: zaidraw
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Zaidraw

Culos - March 25, 2009, 9:08 am
Just bend over and he will.....
Faxanadu - March 25, 2009, 9:06 am
Well if that's a dude, colour me gay
Uhm - January 2, 2009, 6:29 pm
It may just be me, but blue looks a little like a dude..
SAL - December 14, 2008, 6:48 pm
These 2 cuties are from an german Animeconvention.Possibly Animagic 2006 or 2007.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 8:55 pm
Wait, they're CHICKS?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm
If you really really actually know one of these girls, it is your duty as a decent human being to get them to pose for more pictures, thousands more if possible!!!!!!
InkFox - July 14, 2008, 10:41 pm
I definitely know the one on the left... I think the other is her sis good or bad thing?
murmaider - July 14, 2008, 5:21 am
It's a trap!!!
jimfromtx - July 12, 2008, 6:27 pm
Indeed, I would hit that. I'd show her a new meaning of "Nayru's Love" :D
Carnex - June 15, 2008, 6:04 am
Indeed to red one is hot.
Alexiel - June 12, 2008, 7:14 pm
oh the red one...
The Gurgalit - June 10, 2008, 1:48 am
Innocence creates my hell!
Matt - May 22, 2008, 4:49 am
WOW they are so pretty

I'M WIDE OPEN - That's What She Said

and it's one two three what are we fighting for? -

TAGS: vietnam not sure who saidthis
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - July 7, 2013, 3:40 pm
thx RL.. I could not remember who said it.. a common problem these days
lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 9:42 pm

I really love this one!~
Reality Lord - July 6, 2013, 10:38 am

edward r murrow quote. one of many that great man gave us.

God Bless The Economy -

TAGS: unemployed poor economy government aide nothing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:54 am
Well, I guess we had to put the wheat somewhere...;)And bands like the Guess Who are kinda cool...
MissPriss - September 4, 2013, 2:33 am
At least I'm not ashamed to let people know I come from Manitoba...or even Canada, unlike another canuck eh Steve? Prairies rock!
steve1961 - September 3, 2013, 5:25 pm
Don't worry. The rest of Canada sometimes forget that Manitoba exists as well. It's usually just the place that the snow plows pile up all of the snow from the rest of the country.
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 4:18 pm
Hey...what you guys down there do with a block of cheese is total out of my control...Obviously you've never tried Canadian cheddar...now there's something you don't want to f*ck with...bahaha!
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 3:56 pm
Brilliant Manitoban? They call people like me (Wisconsin, USA) a f*cking "Cheesehead" Pwissy!
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:46 pm
Callin' a Manitoban a Saskatchewan...well...hell boy ya better start a runnin'! But I'll still accept the 5L...teehee.
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 10:19 am
Brilliance on display from a Saskatchewan, 5L.



Mondays -

"THE TALK" - The 'Birds and Bees' talk is never easy... And far less effective when you open with "son, your mom trapped me"

TAGS: she said she was on the pill
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - May 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
It was the truth...my ex wife and I were married less than 2 years and it was because she trapped me. After my son was born, I raised him as a single dad when she left us. Cubby don't lie son.
TheTrashHeap - May 22, 2010, 10:40 am
Someman7 perhaps you need a lesson on respecting your betters. Remember what Thumpers mother said... "if you can't say anything nice, Go fuck yourself!".
someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:54 am
Cubbybear: "LOL", you're an idiot dad then. But you're probably lying anyway.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 6:06 pm
Gosh all I got was "Go look it up on Google"
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
LMAO...5 "What you talkin' bout Dad.." poodles
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
LOL...I actually told my son that
heathentod - May 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
I find pictures of herpes infested genitals from my college microbiology text most effective; I decided I'd wait until she was an adult to let her know about how mom tricked me. :)
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:44 am
Thanks, DSA!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 1:36 am
@#$%& brilliant!!! LOL
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:23 am
Ouch X 5.


TAGS: if you don t learn from my mistakes then i am afraid no one will
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Great Sean. 5 beautiful sunsets
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:12 pm
Wonderful, 5Ls.
Sho - March 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Woot, Sean is back ^^
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:52 pm
It doesn't happen often enough anymore.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
Its a good night when I come online and Sean has made another poster. Another 5er.


TAGS: concern milk aids rape aids
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 7:43 pm
Talk About Heaven.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:24 pm
That's a party though, man, his monkey, his goat and enough beer for all
Feasibly - October 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Nice one Hawa! I cannot understand why I saw this one as being funny...*cough cough* 5L
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 5:49 pm
Syntax error, emergency mind shutdown.
rerun - October 3, 2010, 4:41 pm

how about monkeys loving goats?
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 4:39 pm
You Believe What, The Sexual Healthiness Of Tender Loving Goats? Or Do You believe In Monkey Molestation?
forseti - October 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
In some strange way I believe that, Hawa... :P
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 3:45 pm
I will point fingers, I never did understand you monkey people... I'm a goat man myself,and goats have been proven to be healthy sexual partners by my ancestors.
Reality Lord - October 3, 2010, 1:51 pm

oh sure...point fingers...like we all haven't done that to monkeys. guys...am i wrong here....guys....lolz


TAGS: tailgate parties raiders dancing
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:48 pm

OK LADIES - Enough Screwing Around Get The Damned House Cleaned And Make Me A Sandwich

TAGS: merrymaids
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

bubbalou - December 26, 2009, 1:12 pm
they provide the buns, I'll provide the meat


YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME - Unless you have a maid...

TAGS: rake maid
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

mariand - July 27, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think the picture is awesome...and worth trying, even if I don't have a maid.

ADD COMMENT RANT - Yes the original sucked balls. Do not create another sucky motifake to discuss it. We have a comments section for that.

TAGS: aids upon us rant add ccomment rant pancakes motifake
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Ben Dover - August 26, 2008, 1:08 pm
What the hell?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 19, 2008, 11:32 pm
I think aPauling has just become Darth Vader.
Fatty - August 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Good job, let's vote this to the top.
Shtoink - August 19, 2008, 1:43 am
but if you TRUELY want them to pay attention you need to make it NSFW
aPauling - August 18, 2008, 11:07 am
I realize that I become that which I hate, but the only way these people would see it is if I fought fire with fire.
RII - August 18, 2008, 10:53 am
Seven stars, four for the message and three for the irony.


TAGS: kool aid
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by tom

agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 7:53 pm

HISTORICAL ACCURACY - Does your history textbook have a slight bias?

TAGS: ben franklin kool aid humor comics history
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Elder God Douchebag - February 19, 2009, 9:25 am
This is Kool-aidism.
Toussaint - February 19, 2009, 8:24 am
Is this Creationism or Evolution?
AndreLei - January 25, 2009, 7:27 pm
Very good comment. *lol*
Ag218 - October 9, 2008, 4:46 pm
That's right. Ben Franklin was only moderately attractive.

NASCAR DRIVER AIDS - Not all technology has to be expensive.

TAGS: nascar driver aids
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

Derek - February 7, 2010, 7:54 pm
@Cloud - You're all torque
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2010, 9:58 am
Put a Nascar Nextel Cup stocker in a tug of war with a Formula 1 or Indy Car and see what happens

SAMUS ARAN - Who says she's off for mission all the time?

Hulk vs. Iron man -

TAGS: vs iron man nuff said
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Limeman

HurHur... - January 26, 2009, 3:58 pm
Well, someone had to say it, or you wouldn't have understood... I'm surprised you managed to spell 'obvious' without using 'OMFG' 'STFU' or 'ROFLMAO' in there somewhere.
GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 3:15 pm
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Anonymous - November 9, 2008, 3:02 pm
Fail. First off, Hulk would never say that. Second, that's a robot designed to look like Iron Man, since there's no flesh & blood seen in the decapitation.

LIFEGUARDS - Always carry sufficient floatation aids

Africa -

TAGS: halo 3 aids
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by stones

Densaku - February 3, 2010, 7:05 pm
Russians don't play Halo neither. What did they spread?
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 12:34 pm
regardless woodywood is right total fail
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 12:29 pm
actually when i played, occasionally thered be like one or two lights in western africa.
Vlad - August 7, 2009, 12:24 pm
Here's a question: If Africa has no one that plays Halo 3, then what the hell is that tiny dot just south of Hawaii? Some idiot on a boat, or Atlantis?
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 10:19 pm
I wonder about that number. I thought it was a bit more?? But anyways, it is a fail.
Claire - July 20, 2009, 11:53 pm
I can't believe how long it took me to realize "AIDS" was spelled wrong.
Noob - June 10, 2009, 11:34 am
Your face is a camera flash, retard. I think he was joking.
Sniperzoo - March 27, 2009, 11:02 am
It's camera flash, retards...
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 24, 2008, 7:08 am
Come on grammar nazis... "A.I.D's"? I shall dispatch the apostrophe police to ram your Xbox up your rectum with a rifle butt immediately.
Auda - November 24, 2008, 6:21 am
By the look of things, there's gotta be a colony of gamers off the coast of Africa, maybe they were all banned from the mainland.
Limeman - August 17, 2008, 3:28 am
Holy shoit. America is infected!
Rofl - August 15, 2008, 6:40 am
Haha, get out of the house much ? Fucking retard.